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Post By Roscoe P. Herkimer Thu Jun 24, 2004 at 06:39:40 pm EDT |
Subject A repost of Spango, part 1 Originally Spango, part 2 |
In Reply To Roscoe P. Herkimer Thu Jun 24, 2004 at 06:38:11 pm EDT |
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Parodopolis Museum
Nighttime
Carl & Shelly Hallow, curators of the museum, are setting up for the opening day of a new exhibit, The Jewels of Nairb Nosnibor. Nairb Nosnibor was a great & powerful Russian czar during the mid 15th century. The jewels were just found in an expedition to the Orient & the Parodopoils Museum is the first US museum to exhibit them for the world to see. Shelly & Carl take great pride in there displays. They have won a couple awards for it.
"Shelly, I think the Evets ruby should be placed by the Eilsel emerald."
"You’re right, honey. They do look good to together."
They are almost done with sitting up the jewels. They need to get a good nights sleep because tomorrow will be a busy day.
"Shelly, do you hear that?"
"What?"
"That buzzing noise."
Just then, a trio droids break through a antique stain glass window. The droids stand about eight feet tall; there metallic bodies shine in the moonlight. They are mostly a grayish color with red accents. They look like giant robotic knights.
"Are they ManManhunters?" Shelly whispers Carl.
"No, they are colored differently."
"We are here for Pigeonman, our master demands it." said the lead droid.
"I am sorry, he's not here right now. Can we take a message?" Carl said to the droid in a condescending tone.
The droid aims a wrist-mounted cannon at Carl. The droid fires the cannon & Shelly jump in front of Carl. She gets blasted with hot melted cheese.
"AHHH! It's so Hot! It's burns & it's stinky." Shelly said, then passed out from the fumes.
"You can't do that!" Carl said.
"Yes, we can. We have diplomatic immunity. See this wooden carving." A droid said as he showed Carl a wood carving of an Aardvark.
Carl is gone, they look around for him & then hear.
"I don't care about your wood carving!" Carl said as he swung a battle mace at the droids. He is now dressed as Pigeonman.
"Droids, in act capture measure 42 Alpha."
The droids starts to shoot volleyballs at Pigeonman.
"First, hot melted cheese. Now, volleyballs. What next?" Pigeonman thinks as he deflects the Volleyballs.
A droid flies up behind Pigeonman & wraps a pair of slightly irregular sized pants around his neck.
"Gah!"
Pigeonman fights for a couple minutes & then falls unconscious.
"We have what we came for. Now, back to the Republic of Spango."
The Droids pick up Pigeonman & break another window as they leave the Museum.
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Where is the Republic of Spango ? Who is the Droid's Master ? What does the Republic of Spango want with Pigeonman. Could it be because of there semi-annual-or-when-we-feel-like-doing-it Pigeon Festival or something much more sinister ?
Look for the next part of this saga to find out.
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